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Ivan's parents have sent him to a psychologist. 'They sent me here because I can't stop thinking about my professor and hitting on her,' he says. 'Is that all?' says Jasmine Fields, who happens to be the kind of woman Ivan can't stop thinking about: 52 years old. Divorced. Sexy. Horny. 'I also hit on my mom's friends whenever they come around,' he says.